NON NEWS STORY O' THE DAY, TAKE 2.

CCSO responded to a complaint of two small burning crosses at a rural crossroads in the county. Both were made of treated 2 x 4's and smelled of kerosene.

"These are probably Beavis and Butthead type lil' bastards with nothing to do on the weekend." said CCSO Public Info Officer D. Tracy. "Come on..these kids probably got kicked out of Charleston County schools, for crying out loud. What do you expect, a road trip to the MENSA convention?"

Meanwhile, back at SOB and Mount Pleasant...

Starbucks cafe's in Mount Pleasant were abuzz with fears of genocide on the sea islands. "Why, its those right wing, Bible-toting, stump toothed, Confederate flag waving and hate-radio listening redneck Republicans," said Genni Ware-Halliburton between sips of mochaccino. "If it weren't for inbred trash like this, the world would be a better place! If Bush weren't in the White House, none of this would have hapened! I'll even bet that the crosses were built by Haliburton for $6 million each! Think of how many condoms for third world nations that would have bought."

While in Meggett, James Washington, local African-American resident stated," What crosses? That's what that was? I thought those idiots in the trailer down the road were burning trash in the front yard, again. 'Ya know, there ought to be some code enforcement out here."
When asked if he was afraid, he stated, "Hell, no! I got 12 gauges worth of reasons why I ain't afraid of nuttin'!"

While at county council chambers, community activists who live in Charleston city and Mount Pleasant were in a flurry over plans for radio broadcasts and leaflet drops urging tolerance, compassion, and hate whitey.

"The whole idea of whitey...I mean the Klan...showing his face around here is just plain unacceptable," stated Qwashanga Razinhell, East Side community activist and performance artist.

Although the P&C attempted to interview local Meggett residents, most of them were extremely uncooperative, often laughing at the reporter's questions, rolling up the window, and driving away.

"You crazy? You think I'm worried about that $#!t'" questioned Betty Jackson, obviously perturbed by the probing questions posed by a P&C reporter?
The CCSO stated that the hate crime scene included spills of kerosene, Top brand rolling papers, and a discarded Bic brand lighter. A single set of bicycle tracks led away from the scene.

When asked if there was a reward for tips leading to the arrest of the two hate criminals, the CCSO public info officer erupted in fits of spasmic laughter.
On Sheriff's department investigating burning crosses found in Meggett